Parting ways with my army of fluffballs, we embarked on what was meant to be a glamorous, three-day “escape from reality” (a.k.a. staycation) at the ever-so-exquisite L’Fisher Chalet in Bacolod. Imagine, the life of the Kardashians minus the paparazzi, scandals, and all the drama – that was the goal. And why, you ask? Oh, nothing